Mortified Mom
Sunday, November 19, 2017
If you came to this page via the program from the Mortified show, please take a visit to my NEW SITE . All day yesterday, and then onstage at the Alberta Rose, I was singing his song, "I woke up in love this morning, went to sleep with you on my mind," not knowing he was in a coma. Oh, the timing!
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Forever Mortified
Because I'm a frequent teller at the Moth story slams, people ask if I'm going to be on the podcast. I always say, "I hope so!" But this took me completely off guard- I got an e-mail from Neil Katcher, co-producer and "Chief in Charge of Angst" at Mortified, interested in using my Valentines performance in an upcoming podcast on the 70's. My first thought was, No. I never intended that material to go beyond the intimate confines of the Alberta Rose theater. I didn't even change the names. I didn't sign the release. On second thought... No!
Why, when I finally get asked to be on a podcast, is it for the stuff that was never supposed to be seen??!! But there's something in me that wants out, I don't completely understand it, and after talking to Susan Danehy, local Mortified producer who edited my story, and having some reassuring e-mail correspondence with Neil, I started considering it. Often at times like this, I will have a telling dream. Which I did. Two, actually.
In the first dream, I'm driving in a small mountain town, and I run out of road. Can't go forward, back or turn around. Stuck. In the second, I'm on a mountain road again, cruising along free and easy, and take a curve too fast. You know that familiar dream feeling of putting everything you've got on the brakes, to no avail. I sailed off the edge and woke up thinking, "Is there nothing between stuck and flying off the edge?"
And so... I guess... I just... trust...
It's all a dream anyway, right?
Donna & Betsy before Mira Costa 10 year reunion, 1985
Why, when I finally get asked to be on a podcast, is it for the stuff that was never supposed to be seen??!! But there's something in me that wants out, I don't completely understand it, and after talking to Susan Danehy, local Mortified producer who edited my story, and having some reassuring e-mail correspondence with Neil, I started considering it. Often at times like this, I will have a telling dream. Which I did. Two, actually.
In the first dream, I'm driving in a small mountain town, and I run out of road. Can't go forward, back or turn around. Stuck. In the second, I'm on a mountain road again, cruising along free and easy, and take a curve too fast. You know that familiar dream feeling of putting everything you've got on the brakes, to no avail. I sailed off the edge and woke up thinking, "Is there nothing between stuck and flying off the edge?"
I agreed to an interview with Neil. The day of, I prepared by looking for my copy of Naomi Wolf's Promiscuities, so that I could sound smart and empowered on the subject, but I must have let go of it in one of my downsizings. I did find an envelope of old pics though, (including me & Bets) and Caroline Knapp's Appetites, (Why Women Want) which was similarly smart. The interview was much more difficult than I imagined. I just wanted to tell the truth- that's the driving heart of the diarist, I think- but first I had to find it. And he wanted to tell a story, of the 70's. He would ask what kids were doing, and all I really knew was what Betsy and I were doing. "Were kids doing wild and crazy things? Were there hippies everywhere? Drum circles?" Um... no. Everyone was surfing and playing volleyball, and getting high and listening to Zeppelin. It was like Neil and I were doing a 3-legged race together, our inside legs galumphing along in the burlap sack while our outside legs each had their own rhythm and their own destination.
I got off the phone in a daze and realized later, I just flew off the cliff. I'd completely lost control of my material- not the diary performance that I'd been worried about before but the new stuff, our conversation about my teen years.
Today this memory from five years ago showed up in my Facebook feed:
Sunday I take my 1971 diary to the Jupiter Hotel to get screened for Mortified. What if my material isn't embarrassing enough? What if it's too embarrassing? What if it's just right. No matter what happens, I'm bound to be... mortified.
I don't know how this is going to turn out. I woke up before I landed. I did ask Betsy if she was ok with this going out, and sent her the performance. Even though I'd written, "It is hard to be around her all of the time. Or any of the time," she was fine with it. Said she had to re-do her mascara for work, from laughing and crying.
It's all a dream anyway, right?
Friday, February 12, 2016
Let's Get Mortified!
To celebrate Valentines Day this year, I’ll be reading out
of my teen diary for the Mortified Doomed Valentines show. Three audiences of
400 or so mostly strangers, at the Alberta Rose Theater in Portland, will hear about
my adventures in promiscuity, coming of age in a southern California beach
town, in the seventies. Yes, I’m what you could call, “privacy impaired.” It
used to be that I just didn’t have good boundaries, and a strong streak of
exhibitionism. But now that I’ve, um, matured, and even worked for years as a
therapist, there’s something more to my enjoyment of “sharing the shame,”
Mortified’s motto. When something potentially shameful is shared, it then
belongs to all of us- my personal story becomes a cultural story. As my folk
lit teacher Charles Ingham said back in the 90’s, about the diary, “it’s the
voice of the tribe, spoken through the individual.” My story is of a dorky
girl, who almost overnight was no longer a dork, (or didn't look like one anyway)
and had no training in how to
handle the lusty attention coming her way. Male lust was nothing compared to
her own, though. As 17 year old Donna says, “It’s great to be horny when you’ve
got a honey… but when you don’t, God, it’s hell!”
Ever since I was in the Mortified show 4 years ago, I've wanted to do it again. But it was a completely different experience this time. I've never understood how people can burn their journals, but when I got back into my older teen material, I was horrified. I did not like this girl. I told Susan I wasn't sure I wanted to do it after all. She understood, but she didn't let me bail. I sent her a dozen cringe-worthy pages and she cut, pasted, and most importantly, laughed her loud inimitable laugh, and somehow made that desperate sex-crazed girl someone I could look at with some affection.
Donna Otter & Betsy Lampert hunting for shark teeth |
Man, do I feel sorry for my parents during my teen years! They'd come of age in the Happy Days Fifties and were in no way prepared for the Free Love Seventies. I think they'd just like to forget that period of time ever happened, but sadly they raised a compulsive diarist, who loves to keep the past alive. I might still burn those high school journals though, after the show.
the Otter family in Manhattan Beach...1972?
Monday, January 19, 2015
"Events like that need a witness."
Sometimes my birthday falls
on Martin Luther King day, like today, and also in 1997, the year I decided to
celebrate by going on a solitary hermitage. I
invited friends over the night before and asked them to bring gifts they found,
or had. No shopping. The next day I set off on what turned out to be a simple
and profound day, filled with disappointments, delightful surprises,
culminating in a humble epiphany. Later I wrote a letter to my friends
describing what happened that day. This is a small (for me) piece of that
letter. I'm amazed that I remembered so much from the speech. I think that is
due to being a lifelong diarist, but mostly to the power of the speech.
January 20, 1997
As you know, my plan for my
fortieth birthday was not to have a plan, to somehow surrender, to stop trying
to control everything, to just shut up and listen. All I knew was that I wanted
to get next to the ocean. And I gave myself the task of finding a room somewhere
and spending the night alone. It wasn’t exactly a vision quest I was on,
because it already felt like I had too many visions. It was more of a clearing
out I wanted, from the continual clutter, both internal and external. I wanted some
peace of mind, and to see what was left of me when removed from my usual
surroundings.
Sunday morning, I woke
early in the stilldark, as I usually do these days, and lay there for a long
time. I heard someone come in downstairs. By the time I finally got up and went
down, no one was there, but Lois had left a note, “See you on the other side!”
I cleaned up a
little, started the coffee, took a shower and put on my green bathing
suit, then jeans and brown vest. I began to
carefully collect the things I would take with me, which is always interesting when you don’t know where
you’re going. I packed most of what you all had given me the night before: the portable altar
from Mary brimming with blue buttons, old writings of mine & others, an
instructional poem written on a coil of gold ribbon, a plastic baby Jesus, and
the dice I’d rolled the night before to get snake eyes. The day before that,
Deb gave me a day of adventure, at the end of which we ran over to Buffalo
Exchange in Hillcrest where I hoped to grab a dress for my birthday party. I
went right past the dress Deb pulled out, which I ended up buying- snakeskin
printed fabric, covered with clear sequins! I loved the symbolism of it-
shedding the old skin and all. I put it on around midnight. I packed Deb’s
amazing round stone, which has “never been bought or sold,” the photo &
poem from Dick and the wooden sculpture/compass from Stephanie, wrapped
& tied up in a piece of her wedding dress fabric. I didn’t bring the eagle
feather from Lois, but I did pack the seeds she gave me some time ago, pouched
in leather with a Japanese coin. I packed Sarah’s little jar of tokens with the
written description, and Leah’s ring of black pipe with the words in gold,
“Believe it or not, this is just the beginning.” I added a blank canvas, 2
brushes, a rag and small plastic tray to be used as a palette and the new box of acrylics from
Mom. I brought my hiking boots, hair dryer, I Ching coins & book, Stan’s
waist pack with water bottles, tarot cards, my journal of course, and a new
blank journal, also from Mom, in which an opening is cut out of each page to
reveal a small shell.
"It was as if he knew, as if
he was preparin’ for his own death. He was tellin’ about the Mountain. (King’s
voice comes in) “ I have Been to the Mountaintop. And I have Seen the other
side. I used to want, in my life, longevity, but that doesn’t matter to me now.
Because I have seen, and I am not afraid. I have seen, the Heaven, that is here
for all of us. And I am not afraid. Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Coming
of the Lord.” (Rev. Kylie continues) Everyone was cryin’. Men were cryin’.
Preachers were cryin’ and we were turning to each other and saying, ‘What is
This?’
"The next night I went to
pick him up, to take him to dinner. Dinner was at 6, but I told him 5, because
he was so slow. He’d called ahead and found out the real time though, so he was
taking his time. The three of us preachers sat around in the room, doin’
whatever three preachers in a room do, then Martin was out on the balcony talkin’
to people and I was at his side. I told him he’d need a coat, and I turned to
get it, and I heard the shot. He was down, with a large hole in his chest, and
half his face blown apart. He was bleeding profusely. I tried to call for help,
but my call never went through. The switchboard operator, the hotel owner’s
wife, had gone outside and seen what happened. She suffered a heart attack and
died the next day. I had seen my father change color when he died, and I saw
Martin change color. “Oh my Lord,” I said. I got a bedspread and laid it over
him, and (the other preacher) got a towel and pressed it to his head. There was
blood everywhere. He was touchin’ him and comfortin’ him. Martin talked a
little, and his eyelids gave a reflexive gesture, and he was gone.
"I had to ask myself, and I
asked myself many times, ‘Why was I there?’ And I know now, it’s because I was
needed as a witness. Events like that need a witness, and my job is to tell the
story. I say what I saw. (Incredibly, the interviewer then asked this question)
‘Martin Luther King Jr. died that day. What, if anything, was born?’ (the
Reverend answers) A movement was born. A man died that day, and his blood
nourished the soil from which sprouted a movement, a movement which says, ‘No
longer can you kill one man and destroy all of us.’"
Whew. I turned off the
radio, repeated out loud the words, “I say what I saw,” and drove on.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
"Mortified" moves, physically and emotionally
Last night was the first night for Mortified in its new location, conveniently located at a theater near me, none other than the historic Hollywood, 88 years old, yesterday. I went alone because I get a free pass for being a previous performer, and because it sold out so quickly my friends and fam didn't have a chance to get a ticket. It was strange to see my giant awkward pic from junior high show up on the pre-screen slideshow and not be able to nudge anyone and laugh, or be nudged and laughed at. I could only give her a nod and say, "hey girl, you haven't changed all that much. But you got yourself to the city of weirdness, so... good job."
I loved the show, as always. So funny. So painful. So tender. The one that touched me the most was the guy, Bill, who was always trying to fit in, be cool and get a date- the classic Mortified theme- but it wasn't until he went off to to nature camp with a bunch of scientists his parents' age, that he was truly seen, accepted, and valued. Kinda got me where I live.
I always have mixed feelings about the Mortified show because I want to do it again, and want to share more of my teen diaries. I've given up trying to understand why. Most people like to listen and laugh, and are horrified at the thought of being up there themselves. But there are enough of us others who long to be up there, "sharing the shame" that there continues to be a show. In fact, it's been more than ten years, in what, ten different cities?
When I published DonnaZine back in the 90's, I always included a diary feature, which satisfied the need to expose myself. What now? Oh yeah! I have a blog! I almost forgot about it. I was thinking I'd start publishing my diary of three years ago, about my move to Portland. It might be a book someday called, "Talk To Me In A Year" because that's what everyone said to me when I gushed on about loving it here. That stuff is too fresh though. It hasn't aged enough. I went roaming through my files and found a random entry from '91 that shows something of what life was life for this mother in love with her daughters, age 11 and 9. Since Serra became a mom, I've been wondering more about those years. Most of my journals are in storage, which is also a weird thing. I'm used to having them nearby.
I did find these entries today, and they remind me of things I've forgotten, that are still precious to me.
So here, because this is a way to keep them alive.
1-21-91, Monday, 8:21 PM
Cherishing
this last week with the girls before school pulls me in again. When Sarah comes
out crying because she feels ignored by Leah and Jessica, then later by Leah
and Justin, I don’t have to make any kind of anxious scene- I just go in and
stand behind her, brush her hair while she reads at her laboratory desk. She
needs attention? I give it to her. Simple. Last night I read to them as usual,
out of “Dogsong” (an Eskimo story) and Russell is preparing to go out on the
ice and become a man. Leah laughed and I told them that’s how it is in some
cultures, that there is a ritual which allows/forces/encourages the child to
become an adult. And just as Russell goes out to find his song, to “be” a song,
I have poems. I “tell” them “Gift,” then Leah’s pumpkin poem, then Sarah’s
Arianne poem. I’m not sure what they think, but there it is.
Tonight
I make a fire and part my hair down the middle so they can each have half my
head. They brush and clip and tie my hair while I read to them of Annie
Dillard’s childhood, of a time when she and some boys threw a snowball at a
passing car and the man pulled over and jumped out and chased them all over
Pittsburgh through the snowy backyards, through hedges, over fences. She loved
it, has seldom been happier. Then Leah read to us out of one of those junk food
teen-lit paperbacks- “Boy-Crazy Stacey” from the Babysitter’s Club series while
Sarah got my whole head of hair to herself.
Finally
did something today that’s been bugging me- that tape for Grandma Otter. Read
to her out of my religious journal, essays, poems, etc. Got the girls on too.
Laundry, lots of ironing and listening to the news. Eight P.O.W’s now, two from Camp Pendleton. It’s sounding
like this could go on awhile.
Stan
gone a lot. Two trips coming up, too, at the same time I start school and take
the girls to the Storymakers retreat. Lots of separate activities and not much
time to talk about it.
10:20
This book of Annie’s brings up so many
memories that suddenly seem important: two songs I memorized as a girl from my
mother’s music: “Strangers in the Night” and “My Cup Runneth Over With Love.”
(from the same era, I hated “The Girl from Ipenema”) The only soap opera I ever
watched? Dark Shadows.
1-28-91, Monday, 5:45 PM
PIPELINES
BOMBED TO HALT SPILL. I gotta get this book back; don’t know what that was all
about last weekend and I’m not sure I liked it. Too much wave and not enough
particle? The girls though, were exquisite; a delightful and necessary
presence.
Today,
a compliment? At the bank, a woman I know from girl scouts said
to me, “I saw those socks and wondered who
would wear those out in public. Then I looked up and saw it was you. I should
have known.” They’re the hot pink ones
swimming with yellow, blue and green angelfish.
2-3-91
Cleaning
day. Sometimes I wonder what I’m passing on to my kids, what they’ll remember
of me, what of mine they will take as their own. Each girl, of course, will
come away with a different story, yet one night, over a bottle of wine, they
will laugh hysterically over the shared memory- “Remember how weird she was
about noise and how she made us put away every little thing, how she’d say, ‘It
just bugs me!’ when the room would start to get out of order, how she threw my
tennis shoes off the deck because I left them under the table!” “Again,” the other sister will add. Or
will they remember “those amazing collages she used to do, the poems she wrote
for us and would recite some nights at bedtime- remember some of her outrageous
costumes- I couldn’t believe the time she picked us up for girl scouts in those
jeans with the knees blown out, black lace stockings underneath.” I hope they
remember it all, just as my mother fantasized I will write her story. Or maybe they
could just remember what I forget.
I
read with a razor blade and pen. Otherwise it’s living without memory- the
ideal, I suppose, for those zen guys, but I’m more interested in the “burrito
theory of time” (from Peggy Sue Got Married) where the edges overlap. “You can
fill it with whatever you want.”
So
about this need for order and cleanliness in my house. My English lit teacher,
Henry Stiehl, discussing “the best novel in the English language in the last
fifty years, Under The Volcano,” said
the structure of the book is beautifully organized yet Malcolm Lowry’s life was
chaos. And R.B. Sweet said the more talent, the more structure is needed. The
wilder the mind, the stronger the fence. The wonderful thing, and I wish I had
an example, is that the horse will eventually jump the fence, so the higher
that fence is, the more surprising, desperate, and beautiful the leap.
Gotta
make lunch and take the girls out selling cookies, but remind me to tell you a
secret about writing every day.
1:15
Helping
Leah make lunch menus but she didn’t like my idea: “The Mind Reader Diner- We
know what you want before you do,” Or, “We made one thing and that’s what
you’re eating.”
2-11-91, Monday, 10:40 PM
Girls off school today; we went to the
zoo. I love them so much. I wanted to see
them today and I can’t seem to do that at home where there is so much to be
done. I gave them each two dollars to spend in the gift shop. They had a tough
time making their decision and their choice reveals much about who they are.
Leah bought a pair of sunglasses. Sarah got a rubber snake. Leah’s quite
interested in growing up. They wrote out Valentines this evening with great
enthusiasm. Leah chose cards with a puppy motif and lots of mushy messages.
Sarah’s cards feature Garfield with lines like, “You’re my Valentine. Got a
problem with that?” Sarah wrote a Valentine for herself too saying, “You’re a
great kid.”
Monday, November 4, 2013
Now that the new Mortified documentary is out, I want to share my daughter Serra Sewitch Posey's post with you from last year about re-reading her teen diaries in preparation for the live show, and her new respect for her teen self, and for all teens "constantly pitting impulsive natures against common sense."
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